Autographed Jeff Jarrett Laser Engraved Guitar

THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE COOLEST ITEM WE HAVE EVER HAD!
IT IS A PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED OFFICIAL TNA GUITAR WITH TNA FOUNDER AND KING OF THE
MOUNTAIN JEFF JARRETT LASER ENGRAVED ON THE GUITAR ITSELF. PERSONALIZED TO WHOM YOU PREFER IT IS THE MOST LIMITED ITEM EVER OFFERED
AN ITEM LIKE THIS COULD GO FOR WHAT? A $1000?
NOT ON MY WATCH, BABY!!!! ONE TIME ONLY PRICE TO THE LUCKY FEW WHO GET THIS. $79.99 ARE YOU KIDDING? IN MY MIND THIS IS THE COOLEST AND GREATEST DEAL EVER OFFERED BAR NONE! GEM MINT 10 BABY ACT NOW!!! PRICE $79.99 ALLOW 3 TO 4 WEEKS DELIVERY | Item Number: JJ-AUTOGUITAR